"You could say that life gets a little weird for precocious 13-year-old Bo-Nita when she finds her ex-stepfather dead on her bedroom floor.  With humor, pathos, and a dash of Midwestern magical realism, this wild one-woman, seven character adventure follows a mother and daughter's elaborate plan to hold their dysfunctional family together."

--The NYC United Solo Festival Storytelling Winner! astonishingly demanding play...Weagant gives it her all and then some..."

                        -- Hudson Valley 1

"...compelling, rhythmic, emotional and a bit jarring in the way that only live theatre can be..."

                       -- New Paltz Oracle

"...a quick-change performance worthy of the late Robin Williams...It takes audiences on a wild ride..."

                        -- Your Observer

*Content Warning: contains mature themes & adult language

"Two young people meet at a party and decide to go back to the woman’s apartment to keep the night going. Both afraid to call it ‘a date,’ they drink beer and sit on the bed as they  tip-toe around what they believe to be the new rules of engagement in the #METOO era. By turns funny, uncomfortable, and revealing, IF I NEEDED SOMEONE dissects the way we live now with equal amounts of wit and pain, marking out the minefields that riddle the modern relationship landscape.”

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New Paltz, NY 12561

BoNita at DENIZEN Theatre

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