JAN. 29 - MARCH 1


"You could say that life gets a little weird for precocious 13-year-old Bo-Nita when she finds her ex-stepfather dead on her bedroom floor. With humor, pathos and a dash of Midwestern magical realism, this wild one-woman, seven-character adventure follows a mother and daughter’s elaborate plan to hold their dysfunctional family together."

   -- The NYC United Solo Festival

              Storytelling Winner!

"Terri Weagant absolutely illuminates the stage..."  -- Broadway World

"...a quick-change performance worthy of the late Robin Williams...It takes audiences on a wild ride..."  -- Your Observer

*Content Warning: contains mature themes & adult language


APR. 1 - MAY 3


Two young people meet at a party and decide to go back to the woman’s apartment to keep the night going. Both afraid to call it ‘a date,’ they drink beer and sit on the bed as they tip-toe around what they believe to be the new rules of engagement in the #METOO era.

By turns funny, uncomfortable, & revealing, IF I NEEDED SOMEONE dissects the way we live now with equal amounts of wit and pain, marking out the minefields that riddle the modern relationship landscape.

Another Successful Production!

Thank you for attending DENIZEN Theatre's 2019 holiday production. 

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